CD Piracy has been a worldwide issue even before
Walt Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean was shown in theaters. You see, pirated CDs and DVDs are much cheaper than the original. And most of them have the quality as good as the genuine copies so people would definitely resort to the stuff they can afford. But the thing here is that since the government can't trace the origin of this so-called crime, and there's no way they'll be able to solve it, I suggest that they just legalize it. Thus, we'll have no problem.
If our past leaders and presidents legalized some form of gambling like poker, slot machines, and blackjack, why don't we consider piracy as some form of gambling so we can legalize it as well? Basketball was legalized in the 1830s, table tennis in the 1950s, and iPods were made legal when the pirate Blackbeard was heard listening to Green Day in this gum-packet-sized machines by
Apple Computer Inc. So to my fellows, friends, Americans, and countrymen, lend me your ears and your burners. It is now the right time to make this fucking crime legal, since the stupid policemen and the nonsense media board can't fight it. I declare CD piracy our national legal crime!
