I have my own MP3 player and I share the burden of doing the most tedious and uninteresting job tasked to an MP3 owner -- cleaning. It's like we guys are plagued with this responsibility for doing nothing but savoring eight solid hours of digital music. Hell, if I just knew that MP3s will give me such a huge headache, I could've tied the person who invented this in the
Trans Siberian railway.
I was thinking of ways how to clean my MP3 library and how to make the task less excruciating. Here's the shortened list of the best ways to quickly clean your music collection:
-The simplest and the most common: Dump it in your washing machine with your underwears, condoms, and nagging girlfriends.
-Use a cotton swab to remove the filthy music inside it. Expert's tip: Dip the swab in olive oil first to absorb most of the dirt.
-Sterilize your player by putting it to your kettle and bring it to a boil.
-Extreme temperatures kill most of the bacteria-inducing singers. So put your self and the gadget inside the freezer or the oven for five days.
-Soak it in a tub of
Muriatic acid. The smell of burning plastic and metal indicates that the process is successful.
